Artists Beware – Scam Alert

“She” claims she is pregnant -AGAIN- and that her husband has been in Jo-Burg, South Africa, for many months. She loves my art, which she has viewed via the Internet through Arts on Union, and wants to buy four pieces. Her shipping company will handle packaging and other logistics from my location. Oh, and she just was released from the hospital, where she took bed rest because of the stress of her hubby being away for months, caring for a small child and being pregnant with another.

Her grammar is poor, but that’s because she not a native speaker of English. Since they are moving from Seattle to Jo-Burg, she wants to get the art sale accomplished and the art shipped ASAP. Her hubby will mail me a check ASAP.

I was skeptical of this email from the start, but we decided there would be no harm in further investigating her order, providing I did not divulge my account numbers and other important personal information. Actually, my partner, Jay, thought it best for me to behave like a businessperson and check this out. I procrastinated and hollered about it being a “scam.” But, pursue it like a businessperson, I did, using caution.

“She” did not balk at the cost of the art – somewhere around $1,400 plus sales tax. She did not complain when I said her money must clear my bank before I would allow for packaging and shipping.

A Walk in the Woods, mixed media painting

A Walk in the Woods - mixed media on canvas

Meanwhile, I talked with other artists who had been similarly scammed.  AND, on Monday, I learned that this same “woman” was scamming a colleague who lives in the township next door to me. My colleague received, almost word for word the same emails as those sent to me. That’s when I decided enough was enough. No more game.

So, I sent “the buyer” an email that accused of her of being a scumbag and a fraud and I warned “her” that I would be watching my accounts and all other property. End of conversation, right?

Oh, heck no! This morning, here is what I received via email:

From: Kristen Carson <krison.landslide@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:48:39 +0100
To: <cgoldie@verizon.net>
Subject: Payment sent via UPS # J2283026797
Hi Christine,
I hope this email finds you well and I`ll want to first thank you for your patience and understanding all this while regarding this purchase,I`m very happy to inform you that the payment has been sent out yesterday by a creditor client of my husband`s who promised to send the payment since my husband had been indispensable to be home in the last couple of months,but there are one or two faults with the payment,though it`s not really a fault but I just think it`ll be a wise thing to inform you before it arrives so that you can be sure it`s actually the payment for my purchase.

One,he erroneously included The Shipper`s payment with your payment as he could not really understand what my arrangements were with you and two,while in Seattle,he misplaced your mailing address to mail the payment,and he was also unable to see me since I was in the hospital for bed rest as advised by the doctors because of my new baby.The payment was sent via UPS with tracking number:J2283026797 and according to him the payment should be delivered to you today.

Therefore,upon arrival I`ll want you to deposit the check and once processed by your bank remove your asking price and forward the rest of the money to the Freight company from which arrangement will be made for the shippings of our housewares from Seattle and to also pickup my shipments from you to be shipped to Jo-burg.

I`m very sorry for the inconvenience,I was in the hospital for bed rest as advised by the doctors as I`m carrying another baby that is almost due so it was never a deliberate thing.I hope you understand what I`m going through to with my husband away and still carrying another baby.I do hope we can finalise the transaction as soon as possible so I can join my husband in our new home.

I`ll look forward to hearing back from you so I can know that you got the email.

Have a pleasant day and best wishes,
Kristine
Yeah, right! I might have been born in in the village of Cumbola, Schuylkill County, PA, but it was not yesterday. I forwarded everything to the State Attorney General’s Office, a process I started yesterday, when I notified the Middletown Police Department that I had reason to believe this “woman” was working locally, even though she might be in East Jabip.
By the way, did you notice that in this email, she has gone from being “Kristen” to “Kristine”?
The storyteller in me really wants to create a narrative that makes “her” fiction look bland.
Fantasy Garden by Christine Goldbeck

Fantasy Garden

“Dear Kristen or is it “Kristine”?”
I regret to inform you that I am unable to sell you the four canvases. You see, last evening, I received an email from Santa Claus who is sending his reindeer team and a couple of elves to package the work for donation to the poor folk in  ….”
or
Dear Kristen or is it “Kristine”?:
I regret to inform you that unfortunately the art you wanted to purchase is no longer available for sale. While I was in the hospital having brain surgery and a colonoscopy, a herd of Columbian black spider monkeys from the Philadelphia Zoo commandeered a SEPTA bus, drove the two-hour trip to Middletown and removed the art from the gallery walls. It is my understanding that they took the art back to the Zoo to decorate their trees.
Instead, I think I’ll just use my brain power to spread the word about this scam and I hope you will use your faculties to share this post with all your artist contacts.
Knowledge is power.